a.k.a. Prince Charming
a.k.a. Wacko
When we were growing up, our younger cousins had a hard time saying "Patrick", so they shortened it to "Packo". Somewhere along the line that turned into "Packo Wacko". Being the king of acronyms and liking to shorten things, I eventually dropped the Packo. I still call him Wacko most of the time, but if we're going to get formal or break out the Motorola's, Prince Charming it is.